I’ve been around the world. From Beijing to Bohol to my own backyard, I’ve had personal dealings with thousands upon thousands of people from all walks of life.

What’s more, I don’t just write about the power of choice. I practice it. I put it to the test with people. I’ve experimented with what works and what doesn’t where it comes to human relationships. I’ve honed my interpersonal skills. I’m known for being accepting, patient and kind. And I genuinely like people, so I’ve got that going for me as well.

Based on my travels and extensive interactions with people the world over, I’ve collected and analyzed vast amounts of data. And I now wish to share with you today — for the very first time — my complete list of surefire tips and tricks that will allow anyone to achieve …

A 100% Approval Rating

Get ready to be loved by all. At long last, here is the definitive list of ways to get absolutely everyone to like you, thereby achieving a 100% approval rating from others:

Yep, that about does it.

Shortest post yet.

[P.S. This post is in no way a political commentary on any person or thumb, past or present. In fact, it’s not even about me. This post … is 100% about you.]